Loctor Mayat’s Autopsy

Last Sunday, I went to my parent’s home to stay there for a couple of nights. Reason being that parents went for a holiday trip to Cameron Highlands. It was a break for them that I actually forced them to go because Mama-Mayat got a problem of not knowing how to rest her mind and body. So this trip is very good for them to relax themselves and enjoy their ‘honeymoon’ together.

Why I was needed to stay at their home while they’re away? Who else but the unforgettable Mr Robert H. Johnson….

Woa ha ha…. being a 16 Human Years dog… Robert H. Johnson is still a little package of energy and extreme hornyness. Kekekke

Mrs Mayat didn’t stay with me because she still needs to go to work on Monday, so it makes no sense to follow me. With all the time to myself and Robert Johnson, I took the opportunity on Sunday afternoon to wash my car and clean the engine bay… after 2 hours of sweating and panting… My engine bay is so clean and spanky I can’t resist to take some photos…

Cantik leh~~!!

At the late evening, it was time to prepare Robert H. Johnson’s dinner. Being an old dog, he still gulps down his food like he always do for many years, even though when the food is still steaming hot!!!

Really crazy la this Robert Johnson. When he was eating I went to grab the camera and when I returned to him, everything is cleaned up !

Oh? Do you know what the ‘H’ in Robert H. Johnson stands for?

HAMSAP

Yaaa… this dog is very horny one. He humps everything that moves and he likes to do it after meals. I tried to run away from his attack but he brought me down to the floor and tore my pants and grabbed hold of my ….. *sobs* *sobs* *sobs*

That’s the price to pay for not neutering your dog. They get horny all the time even though they’re 16 human years old.

So anyhow, it was time to sleep and I decided to rest in my old room. Everything inside the room is still pretty much the same, except that the bed is now covered with cardboard from dust.

However, ever since I moved out from this home, the room has got a new tenant already… who else leh?

:

Yaaa……. what a damn lucky pampered dog we have.

He has a pillow to retire for the night…

AND…..

when it’s cold he has a blanket to cover himself..

Beh tahan la this dog.. damn good life…

Okay, enough of Robert Johnson liao.

One thing I sure enjoy doing when staying in parent’s house…. is to take photos of PapaMayat’s orchids.. very beautiful plants..

FOOOYOH… CANTIK NYER…

Anyhow, my parents reached home from Cameron Highlands around 4pm today while I’m still in office. They sure had lots of fun up there in the hills.

Now, I need to go buy some new underwear. AIYAH……

For you late readers, Robert H. Johnson is the name of our family pet..

He came into my life when I was just starting high school. That makes him a very very old dog right now..

Even though he came in as a stray, everybody in the mayat family loved him deeply. We pampered him so much that he lived more comfortably than most of us. His food is top A-grade quality and he eats first before any of us do. Ha ha…. dog owners sure like that one laa.. pamper kaw kaw.

Now that he’s so old liao, his fur has turned from light brown to white especially his head and neck area. Also, his eyesight, hearing and sense of smell has deteriorated. He has totally lost all interest in bullying the neighborhood cats. So much so that one of the cat is now living in the garden without any fear of getting chased and bitten by Robert H. Johnson.

Now that I’m living in my own home, I only get to see Robert H. Johnson once a week. It’s great to see him running towards me when I arrived. It’s also really fun to lie down on the floor and let him lick my face. Hahahahhaha…. it’s geli but damn fun Free facial treatment.