Oldenhauser Delikatess Schinkenwurstchen in zarter Eigenhaut

Ah… today.. is February 14th, 2009. Of course, only a dumbass won’t know that it’s Valentine’s Day. So on this special day, I have decided to do something special, which is by cooking a special Valentine’s Day lunch.

Few days ago, my friend Mr-I-have-a-German-girlfriend gave me a nice gift.. which happens to be this:

Oldenhauser Delikatess Schinkenwurstchen in zarter Eigenhaut

Okay.. whatever that means, it’s actually German Sausages in a bottle. Woahahha…

Oh.. this ain’t no RAMLY hotdogs…. this is the REAL stuff man… I don’t know how much it costs or whether it is HALAL or not coz I ain’t read german language. It comes soaked in some oil or water thingy.

So for Valentine’s Day lunch, I’ve decided to prepare this Oldenhauser Delikatess Schinkenwurstchen in zarter Eigenhaut.

Cooking the Oldenhauser Delikatess Schinkenwurstchen in zarter Eigenhaut is actually quite easy according to Mr-I-have-a-German-girlfriend’s German girlfriend.

First, you need to boil some water. I added a pinch of salt just in case..

Then, throw the Oldenhauser Delikatess Schinkenwurstchen in zarter Eigenhaut into the boiling pot of water..

After 2 - 3 minutes, the Oldenhauser Delikatess Schinkenwurstchen in zarter Eigenhaut is ready to be served!

As side dish, I also cooked baked beans and also scrambled eggs.

AH!! So easy!!

Well, a nice meal of Oldenhauser Delikatess Schinkenwurstchen in zarter Eigenhaut with scrambled eggs and baked beans will not be complete without a good drink to accompany the food, to tantalize the taste buds on my tongue and to wash all the food down to compete a satisfying Valentine’s Day lunch.

So, I went to my little kitchen cabinet and whipped out…

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YEO’S CHRYSANTHENUM TEA (LESS SUGAR) !!!

WOAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!

RM10.90 for 1 carton of 24 boxes.

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Well, what does Mrs Mayat think about my Valentine’s Day “Special” lunch?

Dei… I don’t know because she’s not at home. Got replacement school day today mah…. she eat outside!

WOAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

9 Responses to “ Oldenhauser Delikatess Schinkenwurstchen in zarter Eigenhaut ”

  1. Kun Says:

    hahahaha…at least hv the rose accompany u.. lol

  2. Mr. Bermuda Says:

    hahahahahaha, kein mein Freund, sein nicht halal. aber es sieht groß obwohl aus,hahahahahaaha
    (hahahahahaha, no my friend, its not halal. but it looks good though, ahahahahahahahaha)

  3. lezley Says:

    Look like breakfast more than lunch :)

  4. mycroft Says:

    look real nice sausage.. so does it taste any different?

  5. Loctor Mayat Says:

    actually leh… I also not sure but it sure tastes good.

    I seldom eat local sausage one… kekekek

  6. panggang Says:

    oi! who you calling a dumbass… :P

  7. ...the Other Ted... Says:

    Ahem. Your post reminds me of a story I read during my misspent youth.

    Back in the days of old Communist-era Soviet Russia, the Regime imposed a coupon ration system where without your coupon, you won’t get your ration one. The Regime will issue you coupons for just about everything from food to drink and shoes and so on and so forth.

    One Day, a young lady and her lady friend walk in the front door of a butcher shop and present a coupon and ask for two pieces of sausage.

    The Butcher fella said (in thick Russian accent mind you), “I can’t give you two sausages with these coupon, these are the old ones, the law said I gotta give you 3 sausages per coupon.

    The Lady, “But we only need two since there’s only 2 of us (as she motioned to her friend)”,.

    “We don’t need 3! Why don’t you just handover the 2 pieces of sausages, keep the coupon, and we will be on our way.”

    The Butcher fella is adamant, “No! No! The Law sez I gotta give you 3 sausages with the coupon! I don’t want to be sent to the Gulag for not following the Law! For All I know, you could be the Secret Police trying to entice me to break the Law, so you make up your Quota and I’ll be sent to prison! It’s either I give you 3 sausages, or you get none at all!”

    The Lady frowned a little, and said to the Butcher, “Hold on, let me discuss this with my friend” and with that she beckoned to her friend and start to have a discussion out of the Butcher earshots.

    Moments later, the Lady comes up to the Butcher (who was behind the counter the all time, if you need to know where the Butcher act-cheer-ly is lah) and said,

    “Okay, give us the 3 sausages. We’ve decided to eat the 3rd one”.

    *insert Loctor Mayat evil laugh here*

  8. beyond Says:

    I love hotdawgs!

  9. Graeme Claridge Says:

    These sausages are the “Bee’s Knees”, the “Dog’s Bollocks”, if you haven’t yet tried them then you are missing out, I like to serve them as a Hot Dog with onions and ketchup, fantastic, really yummy, also very nice and made by the same company are their Giant Bockwurst, they come in jars of eight, give them a try, you won’t regret it, if you like German wurst then you will love these.

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