Loctor Mayat’s Autopsy

GEORGETOWN - Year 6 pupil Ali Othman bin Abu Bakar has filed a lawsuit against his own father for failing to meet his end of agreement after he obtained straight As for his UPSR public examinations.

According to his lawyers, Ali’s father has an agreement with him in the beginning of the year in which if he manages to score full distinctions for the public exam, he will be bringing him to Disneyland Iskandar in Johor for the year end holidays. The agreement was alleged to be made as a motivation for Ali to study hard.

“Throughout my school life, I’ve never scored any As for any subjects before. I do not see the benefit of it because I’d rather spend my precious childhood playing Nintendo Wii and updating my Facebook profile.”, Ali said.

“So when the Disneyland offer was made, I was taken by surprise and vowed to study hard.”

Ali Othman, 12 

“However, when the results came out, my father just congratulated me and tell me to get ready for high school. I felt cheated as I could have used all the time I spent for studying to play Call of Duty 5 and watch more Youtube clips.”

Ali’s father, who declined to be named, vowed that he will challenge the lawsuit in court with his own legal counsel.

“There is no agreement at all! Where is the proof of my promise to Ali? I will see him in court!”, he told reporters when met at his home.

“The truth is, that boy has threatened me that if I don’t bring him to Disneyland at the end of the year, he will quit school and join his Mat Rempit friends!”

The Penang High Court will begin hearing at Feb 18 this year.

– LAUTERS

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