Loctor Mayat’s Autopsy

(JELUTONG, PENANG, 22 Jan) - When everyone assumed that the dust of the Kampung Buah Lapar case has settled, another round of protest happened early this morning when chief minister of Penang, YAB Lim Guan Eng was making his rounds visiting the residents of the nearby Kampung Buah Per Lier.

A group of cows, previously from the Kampung Buah Lapar site, were gathering in front of the chief minister and his associates, complaining about having no place to continue their livelihood and also the loss of their farms when the original villagers left them to stay in their newly built terrace houses, which costs half a million each.

ANGRY: The Kampung Buah Lapar cows blocking civilians in their protest

Cow Pek, 58 year old cow told LAUTERS, “Ever since the villagers left us and our farms destroyed, my wife Cow Boo has been throwing away all her milk everyday as they spoil easily. Without anybody buying her milk, how can I afford to continue our livelihood?”

“Now I don’t even have enough money to subscribe to ASTRO B.Yond even though I have a 42 inch Panasonic Plasma High Definition TV!”

Another protester, SaiMon Cow-el, told reporters that he will be contacting a legal team to help them in their plight.

“There is no way we’re letting this rest so easily. We will fight against the state government!”

The protest however did not affect the chief minister as he and his associates were seen just laughing at the protesters, and walking off without saying anything.

FUNNY: Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng laughing as he walked away from a protester

The police were at the scene to maintain control of the scene. The protest was called off peacefully by 4:25pm as most of the cows were rushing back to their various homes to catch “Jangan Simpan Tangismu” series on TV1.

2 hours later during Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng’s “No to plastic bags, and now say NO to overpriced and rude Char Koay Teow Hawkers at Lorong Selamat” campaign launching ceremony press conference, he was asked by LAUTERS reporter for comments with regards to the protest earlier.

“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA….’, YAB Lim responded happily.

– LAUTERS

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